(The title of the 2019 Disney live-action remake is shown, before showing various footage) NC (vo): In the ongoing need to suck nostalgias withering teat, Disney offers us its latest multi-million dollar budget table scraps.

Oh, but lo and behold-the lamp is gone. If its not broke, Disneys remake of Aladdin sucks.

The Cave of Wonders melts down into the sand, and Jafar takes off his old man mask to check out his fruits of his evil labor.

It soars up and catches them just before they land in a splat on the floor of the cave.

Aladdin and Abu are falling down into the Cave of Wonders, but, luckily, Carpet is able to wiggle free from the rock that crushed it.

Funko Mystery Minis Vinyl Figure - Disneys Aladdin.

Naturally, Abu rushes up and bites the old man in the arm. Funko Mystery Minis Vinyl Figure - Disneys Aladdin - OLD MAN JAFAR (2.5 inch) (Mint).

As soon as the old man gets his evil fingers on that lamp and celebrates his horrible victory, he gives Aladdin his reward-by attempting to stab him with a knife.

Ah, but the tricky old guy wants the lamp first.

Aladdin holds on for dear life and calls to the old man to help pull him up out of the cave.

But just as they're about to fly out of the cave, a huge rock smashes Carpet right out from under Aladdin and Abu.

He and Abu manage to duck and dodge their way back to the entrance of the cave.

Luckily, Aladdin has that magic carpet to fly away on.

The Cave of Wonders starts to turn to molten hot lava and crumble to pieces.

Just then, Abu grabs a big shiny ruby for himself.

Aladdin climbs the stairs and grabs the lamp.

At the top of a very tall staircase, there it is-the lamp.

The film is about the classic tale of Aladdin and the magic lamp, so the story is well known by. Carpet shows them to way to a deep dark spot inside in the cave. Aladdin: Directed by Ron Clements, John Musker. It flies through the air and wants to be friends.

As he's walking through the cave, Abu does run into one strange sight-a magic carpet.

Abu really wants to start filling his pockets, but Aladdin reminds him it's all looking and no touching until they find the lamp.

Inside the cave, there are stacks of coins and jewels and treasures.

The old man tells Aladdin to go ahead and bring the lamp up first then he'll get his reward.

But the tiger head tells our hero not to touch anything but the lamp.

At the entrance to the Cave of Wonders, the giant tiger head lets Aladdin go on through.

Aladdin old guy